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Monday 10 June 2013
Monday 3 June 2013
Sunday 2 June 2013
Friday 17 May 2013
Thursday 16 May 2013
PHOTO: Wedding Cake of the year
Filo: If you can’t afford a
gorgeous cake for your wedding; placing 25 pieces of ₦50 muffin on a wooden
stand is not a bad idea.
Lol!!!
Friday 10 May 2013
JOKES: TODAY'S KAFOJ
THE LORD’S ARMY
Pastor: Brother
Onos, I want you to be more serious this year; please join the Army of the Lord.
Onos: I'm already in the
Army of the Lord
Pastor: How
come you don’t attend weekly services and house fellowship
Onos: Pastor, na secret
service I dey.
WARRI BIKE MAN
A Warri
guy walks in to a bar and says, “Madam, give me one big stout.” After he drank
his beer and was about to leave, he noticed his bike was gone. He shouted, “If
I don't get my bike in the next five minutes, I will do exactly what I did in
Benin.”
Before
five minutes someone brought his bike back; as he was going for his bike, the
bartender asked him “Oga, what did you do in Benin? “I had to walk home."
THE ‘DIAMOND RING’
Onos
bought his wife a ‘diamond ring’ for valentine. A friend of his saw it and said
“Na wa o, Onos you try o, I thought she only requested for a simple BB Curve.” ‘She
did’, Onos replied. “But my money no reach buy Chinese BB”
Friday 19 April 2013
Wednesday 10 April 2013
TODAY'S KAFOJ
THE PROVERBS
Aunty Bina: If
you complete five of these proverbs correctly, I will buy you a phone.
1.The
evil that men do….
2. If
wishes were horses…
3. Silence
is the best …
4. He
that is down…
5. A
bird in hand…
6. Make
haste…
Onos: Aunty na small
thing, I go finish all
1. The
evil that men do no plenty reach the ones women do.
2. If witches were horses we don get flying
horses be that.
3. Silence is the best answer if you never eat
for three days.
4. He that is down must be shorter than Aki and
Pawpaw.
5. A bird in hand no fit fly unless you release
am.
6. Make haste but no forget protection.
MY BALANCE
A rehabilitated
prostitute was employed in a bank, then a customer of the bank went to her and
said ‘madam how much is my balance?’ She replied “but I never sleep with you
before”
ASHES
Onos
visited Jide in the hospital
Jide: Onos, na God go punish
that woman. This hypertension will kill me and if I die, make sure am cremated.
Onos: Why you dey talk
like that, so what would happen to your ashes?
Jide: Put it in an
envelope and send it to my wife with this note ‘this is everything’
Thursday 4 April 2013
TODAY'S KAFOJ
THE PROPHECY
The date
was 11th of March 2012.
A man
by the name Shem walked into a pastors’ office
Pastor:
(Speaking to Shem)
My Son,
a time is coming when the whole world would hear of you; your story would
change lives, it would transform destinies and you would be the talk of the
town.
Shem: Amen, thank you
pastor.
51 weeks later Shem returned to the
Pastor
Shem: Pastor the prophecy
has not come to pass, what is happening?
Pastor: My
Son, you need patience, your miracle is on the way.
On
the 12th of March, 2013, somewhere
in Lagos, Nigeria, the prophecy came to pass.
Two
days after, Shem ran to the man of God.
YEYE CATERER
Ebi:
Na today be your birthday?
Onos:
No bros, it’s in 3 weeks’ time.
Ebi:
Why you carry birthday cake?
Onos:
No mind that yeye caterer, she say na today her promo dey end
Thursday 28 March 2013
TODAY'S KAFOJ
LUNCH MONEY
Mama
Nkechi was flogging her son, and then a neighbour came to the boys’ rescue.
See
their conversation below.
Neighbour:
Why are you flogging the poor boy mercilessly?
Mama
Nkechi: Don’t mind him, if I have my way he won’t eat anything in this house
again.
Neighbour:
What did he do?
Mama
Nkechi: Can you imagine, Junior just swallowed the money I gave him.
Neighbour:
Why would he do a thing like that?
Mama
Nkechi: He said it was because ‘I said the money was his lunch money’
HOW DO YOU DOUBLE YOUR MONEY
In
an investment training session, Onos was asked “what is the quickest way to
double your money?
He answered
“It depends on you but for me, I will just fold it into half”
Wednesday 27 March 2013
TODAY'S KAFOJ
FACEBOOK
FRIENDS
Husband:
How many friends do you have on facebook?
Wife:
500
Husband:
How many of them are men?
Wife:
170
Husband:
How many of the men are single?
Wife:
40
Husband:
How many of those single men are feminine in nature?
Wife:
None
Husband:
Too bad for me
Wife:
Why, why the questions?
Husband: Well, i just discovered am a gay
Wife
fainted.
Monday 25 March 2013
TODAY'S KAFOJ
PREGNANT
MUM
Junior:
Anytime
my mum is pregnant, she will be spitting everywhere, I don’t like it at all.
Koko:
See
you better thank God for your portion, mine is worse. When my mum is pregnant,
she would be eating as if there is no tomorrow; even the half gala I brought
from school yesterday is still missing. Whenever you ask her, she would say “is
not her but the baby in her womb”
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