Sex Worker Steals ₦850,000 Gold Chain, Hides it in Her Vagina

Like a scene from a vulgar drama, 26-year-old Tessy Emorvon, who allegedly stole a gold necklace shocked operatives of the Special Anti Robbery Squad, SARS, Lagos State Police Command, when she suddenly dipped her fingers into her vagina and produced the ₦850,000 necklace after several days in detention in another police station.

She was re-arrested by detectives at SARS, Ikeja when the owner of the gold necklace, Cosmos alerted them that she had been granted bail.

Trouble started when Cosmos, her boyfriend, realized that the gold necklace that he wore while having sex with her was missing. He raised the alarm and the occupants of the hotel, including Tessy, were arrested. They were all searched and the gold chain was not found. Not satisfied with their claim that they were not aware of where the gold chain was kept, Cosmos quickly alerted the police at Area F, Ikeja.

Ese Walter Speaks Again “my evidence’ is with a respected minister of the gospel”

If you are one of those calling for Ese Walter (the lady who claimed to have indulged in sex romp with Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo of COZA) to show an evidence to back her claim, well the lass has stated that she has an alibi.

“A copy of the ‘evidence’ is with a respected minister of the gospel should the christian body decide to deal with this issue now and that becomes needful,” she said.

In what appeared to be her last post on the sex scandal, the Delta babe took time to apologize to three categories of people whom she felt her confession might have affected:

“Firstly, my family: I don’t know how you guys aren’t sick of me yet

Secondly, ‘the body of Christ,’ my intention was never to cause trouble but to stop a rot I felt might spread and become worse if nobody spoke up about it.

Deadly Mission: 21-year-old Lady Aims to Make World Record by Having Sex with 100,000 Men around the World

Guys Beware!

A 21-year-old Polish girl, Ania Lisewska has stated how she aims to sleep her way into the record books - by bedding 100,000 men around the world. She told her Facebook followers she plans to sleep with men in every city in the world for her sex marathon. "I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men," she explained.

"In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill," she added. Ania says the marathon began in Warsaw last month and won't stop until she reaches her total. "I will visit every city in Poland and when I’ve done all of them, I will start travelling abroad. The fun will take about 20 minutes per person, depending on how many people there are on each day," she explained.

People who have sex more than 4 times a week make more money – Study

Nydailynews: People who have frequent sex make more money, new research from the Institute for the Study of Labor in Germany reveals.

Employees having sex more than four times a week make nearly 5% more than those who don’t, said study author Nick Drydakis. They also have better “emotional stability, more extraversion and less health limitations such as diabetes, heart diseases and arthritis,” Drydakis told the Daily News in an email.

People who get busy often tend to be happier and healthier — factors that are also linked to positive performance in the office.

“People need to love and be loved, sexually and non-sexually,” Drydakis explained. “In the absence of these elements, many people become susceptible to loneliness, social anxiety, and depression that could affect their working life.”

Alarm Don Blow!!! Porn Film Accidentally Shown on Billboard in China

An unfortunate Chinese computer technician found his private viewing habits projected into the public square last week in China’s Jilin Province.

Yuan Mou, a repairman tasked with fixing a huge LED screen hanging above the city’s main railway station, accidentally broadcast a pornographic film on the monitor for ten minutes, while hundreds of shocked bystanders gathered to look on.

According to the South China Morning Post, Yuan Mou was hired to fix the screen and after a long day’s work, began watching erotic film ‘The Forbidden Legend: Sex and Chopsticks’ on his laptop, without realizing it was still connected to the billboard-sized public monitor.

Yuan reportedly remained unaware of his mistake until Southern Advertising Company, which owns the screen, called to alert him, at which point -- according to later police reports -- he is said to have immediately disconnected his computer and throw the Sex and Chopsticks VCD out the window.

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Daughter accuses Dad, 57, of having sex with her

Emotion ran high, Monday, at the Bar Beach Police Division, following revelation by a Primary 5 pupil of how her 57-year-old father had been having carnal knowledge of her in the last three months.

The primary school pupil during interrogation said her mother brought her to her father after years of separation, adding that since the sacrilegious act began, her father had been giving her N200 as pocket money to school.

Unsure of who to confide in, she said she told her mother during one of her visits only for the father to dismiss the claim, stating that he could not bring himself that low as to having carnal knowledge of his biological daughter.

But the bubble burst after she summoned courage to tell her head teacher, who invited the police.

According to the pupil, “when I was reunited with my father, I was happy because I was living

Deadly Lust: Man arrested in Central Kenya for defiling a dog (VIDEO)

A middle aged man has been arrested in Limuru in the county of Kiambu, Kenya for ‘allegedly’ having sex with a dog on Monday night. The man was arrested yesterday after neighbours who witnessed the incident reported him at the Tigoni police station.

The man is now being held at Tigoni police station but the whereabouts of the dog is still unknown, however, a manhunt for the dog has been launched.

Bingo is missing – the poor dog cannot afford to go through a part two.

Prostitute who ‘died’ during sex comes back to life inside coffin

Filo: Kiyo please relax, make I enterthrill my people small

A prostitute in Zimbabwe ‘died’ during a hotel romp with a client last week. The call girl reportedly collapsed during a sex session at the Manor Hotel in Bulaweyo.

Convinced she was dead, her shocked client called the police – who sent paramedics to collect the body.

Kilo: Wow, ordinarily it is men that collapse after much action; this guy must be a robot.

Filo: The local news claimed as they were loading the ‘corpse’ into a metal coffin, the hooker suddenly woke up, leaped from the casket, yelling: “You want to kill me, you want to kill me”. Terrified staff and guests at the hotel, who had gathered to watch the scene unfold, fled in panic.

Kiyo: You know this is Easter period, anything can happen.