TODAY'S KAFOJ

THE PROPHECY

The date was 11^th of March 2012.

A man by the name Shem walked into a pastors’ office

Pastor: (Speaking to Shem)

My Son, a time is coming when the whole world would hear of you; your story would change lives, it would transform destinies and you would be the talk of the town.

Shem: Amen, thank you pastor.

51 weeks later Shem returned to the Pastor

Shem: Pastor the prophecy has not come to pass, what is happening?

Pastor: My Son, you need patience, your miracle is on the way.

On the 12^th of March, 2013, somewhere in Lagos, Nigeria, the prophecy came to pass.

Two days after, Shem ran to the man of God.

Shem: Pastor you never told me it would be like this; when I walk on the street, even new born babies see me and start shouting ‘that’s my oga at the top’

YEYE CATERER

Ebi: Na today be your birthday?

Onos: No bros, it’s in 3 weeks’ time.

Ebi: Why you carry birthday cake?

Onos: No mind that yeye caterer, she say na today her promo dey end