THE PROVERBS
Aunty Bina: If
you complete five of these proverbs correctly, I will buy you a phone.
1.The
evil that men do….
2. If
wishes were horses…
3. Silence
is the best …
4. He
that is down…
5. A
bird in hand…
6. Make
haste…
Onos: Aunty na small
thing, I go finish all
1. The
evil that men do no plenty reach the ones women do.
2. If witches were horses we don get flying
horses be that.
3. Silence is the best answer if you never eat
for three days.
4. He that is down must be shorter than Aki and
Pawpaw.
5. A bird in hand no fit fly unless you release
am.
6. Make haste but no forget protection.
MY BALANCE
A rehabilitated
prostitute was employed in a bank, then a customer of the bank went to her and
said ‘madam how much is my balance?’ She replied “but I never sleep with you
before”
ASHES
Onos
visited Jide in the hospital
Jide: Onos, na God go punish
that woman. This hypertension will kill me and if I die, make sure am cremated.
Onos: Why you dey talk
like that, so what would happen to your ashes?
Jide: Put it in an
envelope and send it to my wife with this note ‘this is everything’
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