PREGNANT
MUM
Junior:
Anytime
my mum is pregnant, she will be spitting everywhere, I don’t like it at all.
Koko:
See
you better thank God for your portion, mine is worse. When my mum is pregnant,
she would be eating as if there is no tomorrow; even the half gala I brought
from school yesterday is still missing. Whenever you ask her, she would say “is
not her but the baby in her womb”
BILL GATE’s WISH
Teacher: If
you have the opportunity of meeting Bill Gates and he asked you to make a wish
but added these conditions;
1. Your
wish must be a short sentence of four words.
2. The four
words must not be more than fifteen letters.
3. Your
sentence must not have a figure, all words.
What would you say?
Aje
Butter Pickin: My wish would be “I need four million”
Teacher:
Four million what? Besides your sentence is more than fifteen letters
Aje
Kpako Pickin: Shuo, na this simple question you no fit
answer?
Teacher: Ok,
Aje Kpako, please answer the question
Aje
Kpako Pickin: My wish to Bill Gate na “you fit adopt me”.
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