Sunday 31 March 2013

EASTER EXAM: 70% Score means you are too sharp





Kiyo and Filo: Got this from a friend, just our own way of wishing you a happy Easter Celebration.



1ST SEMESTER EXAM
Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30 mins

Section A (All questions carry equal marks)

1. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone?

2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make?

3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why?

5. If the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

SECTION B

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (Take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?

4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire after you 
broke up, find the value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference.
How many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion?

SECTION C

1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss

2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top'

NO SIDE TALK… NO CHEATING… GOOD LUCK


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