2Shotz Drops New Joint Titled Kpo kpo di kpo

Filo: The last time you listened to a song with same title was probably in 2006/07 when Faze released his ‘Independent’ Album; today, Ummunamu soldier, 2Shotz would release his new and hilarious joint, Kpo kpo di kpo.

Enjoy a sample.

PHOTOS: American Singer, Monica Reveals She's Five Months Pregnant

Monica and Shannon

Filo: The rumours have been swirling for the last couple of months but now it is confirmed…Monica Brown is pregnant. 32 year old singer, Monica and her husband, Phoenix Suns basketball player, Shannon Brown are expecting their first child together, which is also the third child for Monica.

The singer chose a special day - Mother’s Day to announce she is five months pregnant, and she shares the photos on her Instagram page.

Congrats to Monica and Shannon

Monica

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VIDEO: Dbanj & Olamide Perform Together In Houston

Fake nuns arrested for trying to smuggle cocaine

Kiyo: Three women have been arrested for allegedly trying to smuggle drugs through an airport dressed as nuns.

The smugglers were stopped as they arrived at a popular Colombian holiday destination, because police thought that their outfits did not look real.

Officers found that each of the women had more than 4lb of cocaine strapped to her legs.

Adding insult to injury, the smugglers were paraded in front of cameras still dressed in their bizarre disguise.

The three women, aged 20, 32 and 37, had landed on the island of San Andres on a flight from Bogota on Saturday morning.

All three burst into tears and insisted they had only taken to smuggling because of their financial problems, Mr Davila said.

The women were arrested and jailed on charges of drug trafficking.

The drugs had an estimated street value of around $35,000 (£23,000), according to local police commissioner Jorge Gomez.

Rihanna Shares Uncanny Mother’s Day Message

Monica Fenty (Rihanna's Mum)

Kiyo: In the spirit of Mother’s Day - singer, Rihanna took to twitter to celebrate her mum, Monica Fenty in a rather hilarious way. She said;

“Her attitude Rihanna, she got it from her mama!!!.... Happy Mother's Day beautiful!! What a lucky little bitch I am to have come from you! You showed me real strength, how to be independent, how to love and be loved, not to judge people or their situations, how to forgive, how to learn from every mistake I make, how to be hospitable, how to do my makeup, cook, clean, not to lower my standards for anything or anyone! DOLLY taught you so well, I can only imagine how incredibly proud of you she is!!! I am who I am because that's all I've known!! Thank you for all that you've endured to make sure I got here, with a smile!! I could never repay you, you're PRICELESS!!! My gem!!!”

Filo: Wishing all mothers in the house a happy Mother’s Day – Say something good to your mum.

Rihanna and Mum

Marry your best friend, No marriage is perfect — Klint da drunk

Klint da Drunk and wife, Lilien

In a recent interview with Punch Newspaper, Comedian and actor, Afaemena Igwemba a.k.a Klint da Drunk and his wife, Lilien give an insight into what makes their six-year-old marriage tick

How long have you been married?

Klint: We thank God for the journey so far because we have been married for six happy years.

How did you meet?

Lilien: We met in Jos, where I used to reside.  Not like we planned to meet but it just happened. According to my husband, when he saw me, he told his friend, ‘That is my wife, I will marry that girl.’

Did you entertain any fears about dating and later marrying someone in the limelight?

Lilien: No profession is sacred. Even if you are marrying a doctor or a lawyer, the most important thing is knowing your partner and trusting God. For me, I was not scared at all because we were friends for a long while and that gave me the opportunity to study him real good.

Justice Rhodes-Vivour’s Wife, Daughter Kidnapped

Kiyo: Unknown gunmen Saturday kidnapped the wife and daughter of a Supreme Court Justice Bode Rhodes-Vivour. Also abducted is the driver of the vehicle conveying them. Sources said the trio were intercepted as they were about to enter Benin, Edo State capital.

Justice Rhodes-Vivour’s daughter is slated to get married in the next one week and arrangements for the wedding are said to be in top gear.

THISDAY learnt the kidnappers were yet to contact any member of the family by last night. Justice Rhodes-Vivour was formerly a judge in Lagos State before he rose to the Court of Appeal and later Supreme Court.

She is an actress/singer - Can you guess her name?

Filo: Recently, this celebrity tried to conceal her identity; can you tell who she is?

Ghanaian attacks passers-by with pickaxe in Italy

Mada Kabobo

Kiyo: An illegal immigrant has gone on rampage with a pickaxe in the Italian city of Milan, killing a passer-by and wounding four others, police say.

A suspect has been arrested and named as Mada Kabobo, a 21-year-old Ghanaian.

Meanwhile, a 40-year-old man was killed in the attack in a northern suburb of the city. Two of the four people injured are said to be in a critical state.

Correspondents say the incident has revived a long-running debate over illegal immigrants in Italy.

The motive for Saturday morning's attack remains unclear.

Police say Mr Kabobo was in the country illegally, and had previously been arrested over a variety of alleged offences including theft and robbery.

Fans criticised Peter Okoye of Psquare over tweet on SA Music Awards

Filo: Peter Okoye of Psquare might be stirring up a hornet's nest with his latest Twitter comment on the on-going South Africa Music Awards. The singer, who is currently in South Africa, is excited with the way and manner the South Africa Music Awards is organised; however, he lashed at his country for not living up to expectation.

“In JHB watchin South Africa Music Awards... Well and properly organised. SMH 4 naija” he said.

Then the fans started reacting ‘Sharap, contribute your quota’, one said, while another said “Next Time Use Ur Brain B4 Tweeting”

Kiyo: Was it the way or medium through which he passed the message, that gets his fans infuriated or the content?

BOB MARLEY: Celebrating his 32nd Anniversary Today

Robert Nesta "Bob" Marley, OM (6 February 1945 – 11 May 1981) was a Jamaican singer-songwriter and musician. He was the rhythm guitarist and lead singer for the reggae bands The Wailers (1963-1974) and Bob Marley & The Wailers (1974–1981). Marley remains the best-selling performer of reggae music, having sold more than 75 million albums worldwide.

"Money can't buy life" were the final words said by Bob Marley to his son Ziggy on his death bed.

This post is dedicated to the Reggae Legend on the 32nd anniversary of his death.

PHOTOS: Nollywood Actress, Uche Ogbodo shows her new red Hair Style

Filo: There are some things in life you may not like but cannot ignore; Uche Ogbodo’s red curly hairdo falls into that category. Even if you don’t admire her new hairstyle, you just can’t brush it aside.

See her new photos.

Kiyo: What do you think, HIT or MISS?

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PHOTOS: Samsung Finally Launched the Galaxy S4 in Nigeria

Banky W and Wizkid performing

Filo: After last month’s launch in SA, Samsung officially launch the new Galaxy S4 to the Nigerian public yesterday at the Oriental Hotel, Victoria Island.

Expectedly, it was all pomp and pageantry as Banky W and Wizkid got on stage to thrill the audience.

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VIDEO: Kanye West Hit His Head On a Sign Post when trying to avoid Photographers

Filo: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian has been the subject of a lot of paparazzi attention lately, and it appears to be getting to Yeezy. When the couple was approached by photographers in Beverly Hills, Ye attempted to hide his face from the cameras but ended up hitting his head against a street sign in the process.

The rapper vented his anger on the photographers, who he ran towards and screamed at repeatedly to stop taking pictures. Of course, this only provoked the paparazzi to keep the cameras rolling.

Kiyo: The sign post actually says “wrong way”; pleased be warned, the video has explicit language.

PHOTOS: Sarkodie Poses with Sierra Leone’s Vice President and Family

Sarkodie and Sierra Leone’s VP, Samuel Sam-Sumana

Filo: The Lay Away rapper, who has proved to be a force to be reckoned with when it comes to rapping, is in Sierra Leone for a show. Sarkodie would thrill his fans in the West African country today at the Stadium in Freetown.

See photos of the rapper, the number two man in Sierra Leone and his family.

‘You know what time it is’

Sarkodie and Vice President's Mum

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Wande Coal launches Black Diamond Entertainment with the release of ‘The Kick’ video

Filo: MAVIN Record’s mate, Wande Coal releases the video for his single, The Kick featuring Don Jazzy. The award winning singer also launched his own entertainment outfit called Black Diamond Entertainment. 

Terrence Howard and Michelle Ghent Settle Nasty Divorce

Terrence Howard and Michelle Ghent

Filo: Terrence Howard, who played Hollis Lucetti in the 2011 movie, The Ledge is single again. The actor's divorce from Michelle Ghent was finalized this week, and he actually got the bulk of their marital property, including two houses and all 25 bank accounts.

According to the divorce order, Michelle Ghent is to return the actor's 2011 Range Rover, leaving her with a bike.

On the other hand, Terrence was ordered to pay Michelle $5,800 a month in spousal support for the next three years.

You'll recall, Michelle filed for divorce in February 2011, a year after their wedding …and the split was really nasty, with Michelle accusing Terrence of viciously beating her, and Howard countering that she is a disgusting racist.

The biggest bank robbery in history, seven cyber hackers 'stole $45 million in just 10 hours'

Hackers: Elvis Rafael Rodriguez (left) and Emir Yasser Yeje (right), of New York were arrested for the robbery

Kiyo: Seven cyber hackers have been charged with stealing $45 million from 27 countries worldwide in one of the world's biggest ever bank heists.

The sophisticated cyber criminals are said to have stolen the cash from thousands of bank automated teller machines in just 10 hours.

They used hacked debit-card data to make 40,500 transactions worldwide, U.S. prosecutors said today.

Authorities said they arrested these seven U.S. citizens and residents of Yonkers, New York: Jael Mejia Collado, Joan Luis Minier Lara, Evan Jose Peña, Jose Familia Reyes, Elvis Rafael Rodriguez, Emir Yasser Yeje and Chung Yu-Holguin.

The eighth defendant charged in the indictment, Alberto Yusi Lajud-Peña, also known as 'Prime' and 'Albertico,' was murdered on April 27 in the Dominican Republic, according to prosecutors.

Lynch said it was unclear whether the murder was related to the cybercrime case.

Members of the global criminal organization hacked into two credit card processors and used stolen data to make the withdrawals, during two separate coordinated incidents in December 2012 and February 2013, the Justice Department said.

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Shakira Wondered If She'd ever "Be Sexy Again" After Giving Birth

Ellen DeGeneres chats with Shakira about motherhood

Filo: The 36-year-old singer appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show for a special Mother's Day episode on Friday, May 10, and shared the not-so-pretty details of her son Milan's Jan. 22 birth.

"Delivering a baby is not as idyllic as people make it seem. Don't expect that he is going to be rosy cheeks, cherub when he is born. Actually, when I saw mine, I was like, 'Oh my God,'" Shakira joked to Ellen DeGeneres. "'He is purple and wrinkled. What is this?'"

Seeing her own body after baby was a little surprising as well. "Looking at your new image in the mirror . . . I looked like a Shar-Pei when I first delivered," she said. "I was like, 'Oh my God. Am I ever going to be sexy again? Is my man ever going to feel attracted to me again the way he used to be?'"

Meanwhile, Shar Pei, or Chinese Shar-Pei, is a breed of dog known for its distinctive features of deep wrinkles and a blue-black tongue. 

DO YOU KNOW?: Today's Feature is WILL SMITH

1. Will, the second of four children, was born Willard Christopher Smith in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania on September 25, 1968, to Willard, a refrigeration company owner and Caroline, a school administrator.

2. Smith began rapping at age 12, emulating heroes like Grandmaster Flash but tinging his rhymes with a comic element that would later become his trademark. At 16, Smith met a DJ at a party by the name of Jeff Townes. The pair became friends, and the duo DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince was born.

3. In 1988, DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince continued their success with the album He's The DJ, I'm The Rapper featuring the radio-friendly singles "Parents Just Don't Understand," "Brand New Funk," and "Nightmare on My Street." The album won the first ever Grammy Award for a Rap Performance.

4. Will Smith speaks fluent Spanish

5. Will's first day of acting was the opening episode of hit sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air in 1990. He says of the show's first season: "I was trying so hard. I would memorise the entire script, then I'd be lipping everybody's lines while they were talking. When I watch those episodes, it's disgusting. My performances were horrible."

JOKES: TODAY'S KAFOJ

THE LORD’S ARMY

Pastor: Brother Onos, I want you to be more serious this year; please join the Army of the Lord.

Onos: I'm already in the Army of the Lord

Pastor: How come you don’t attend weekly services and house fellowship

Onos: Pastor, na secret service I dey.

WARRI BIKE MAN

A Warri guy walks in to a bar and says, “Madam, give me one big stout.” After he drank his beer and was about to leave, he noticed his bike was gone. He shouted, “If I don't get my bike in the next five minutes, I will do exactly what I did in Benin.”

Before five minutes someone brought his bike back; as he was going for his bike, the bartender asked him “Oga, what did you do in Benin? “I had to walk home."

THE ‘DIAMOND RING’

Onos bought his wife a ‘diamond ring’ for valentine. A friend of his saw it and said “Na wa o, Onos you try o, I thought she only requested for a simple BB Curve.” ‘She did’, Onos replied. “But my money no reach buy Chinese BB”

Tom Cruise's seven-year-old daughter Suri to launch fashion line

Suri Cruise

Filo: Hollywood star Tom Cruise's seven-year-old daughter Suri is all set to launch her own fashion line after reportedly landing a £1.5 million deal. Suri has signed a contract to work with her mother Katie Holmes and her partner Jeanne Yang on a collection of clothes, shoes and accessories for young girls, reported Media.

"Suri is only seven but she is incredibly interested in clothes. She has been through a very difficult year and adapted amazingly to her new life in New York, including the upheaval of starting normal school," a source said.

The line, named Suri, will launch its first collection this autumn in New York.

Kiyo: Catch them young, you never can tell, a Victoria Beckham or Donatella Versace might just be in the making. What’s your take?

Obahiagbon speaks on President Jonathan and Gov. Amaechi’s misunderstanding

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon

Filo: The last time we heard from the ‘Prince of Grammar’ was when he reacted to Gov. Amaechi’s comment that ‘he has no quarrel with President Jonathan.’  This time, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon calls on his political associates to air their mind on the ‘political malodorous saga’ between GEJ and Amaechi.

Hear him:

“Would like hear the asseverations of my friends on the political malodorous saga that is putrescently cocooning Rivers State, just now and thus precipitously corralling it into an eschewable socio-politico asphyxia...”

Kiyo: My dictionary seems to be showing error.

NAFDAC arrests man with N106m worth of fake drugs and condoms

Kiyo: The National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control has arrested a trader, Olisaemeka Osefoh, for importation of counterfeit medicines into Nigeria.

The Director General of the agency, Dr. Paul Orhi, said during a press briefing in Lagos that the estimated street value of the drugs is ₦106, 210, 000.

Some of the drugs seized include, Mycoten cream, Neurogesic ointment, Skineal cream and Rough Rider condoms.

Filo: And some would be wondering why condoms seem ineffective for birth control.

IYANYA’s PHOTO: Does this remind you of David and Goliath?

Filo: In this picture, there are two things involved; is either Iyanya is really short or the man is very tall.