R2Bees to launch second album on Good Friday

Kiyo: Ghana music duo R2Bees is set to release their second album – Refuse to Be Broke (Da Revolution II) on Good Friday, March 29. The launch of the much anticipated album would be going down at the Silver lounge, Accra Mall, Accra.

The group, made up of Faisal Hakeem (Paedae da Pralem) and Rashid Mugeez (Mugeez) have released 4 singles already including their hit track – Life.

Filo: I like that track Life, but I am not comfortable with the album title “Refuse to Be Broke”. Dem think say na by like that, they should ask Cedar Walton what happened after they released their Breakthrough album. It was break down all the way.

Kiyo: See beefing! Refuse to be broke is actually the full meaning of R2Bees. Up Tema.

TODAY'S KAFOJ

FACEBOOK FRIENDS

Husband: How many friends do you have on facebook?

Wife: 500

Husband: How many of them are men?

Wife: 170

Husband: How many of the men are single?

Wife: 40

Husband: How many of those single men are feminine in nature?

Wife: None

Husband: Too bad for me

Wife: Why, why the questions?

Husband: Well, i just discovered am a gay

Wife fainted.

Bayelsa Govt Releases N302 Million for WAEC/NECO Fees

Kiyo: Bayelsa State Government has released N302 million for the payment of examination fees for students from the state for the 2012/2013 Senior Secondary School examinations conducted by WAEC and NECO. The cheque was presented by the Gov. Seriake Dikson to the Commissioner for Education, Chief Salo Adikumo in Yenagoa today.Gov. Dickson said the money was also meant for the purchase of science materials in schools for the conduct of the May/June  examinations.

Filo: The part I loved most was when the Governor sounded a note of warning to the   education authorities. He said they should resist the temptation of extortion and racketeering, and called on the students to justify government’s investment in their education.

Kiyo: He has to, if not, why not. In fact, something tells me that the money would be more than enough, so we expect the Commissioner to return some change after the exercise; and for the students, if you no pass this exam, walahi, just quietly refund the money and note that there is no second chance for you.

Why Will Smith turned down Django Unchained

Kiyo: Do you know Will Smith was initially offered the title role in Django Unchained, only to turn it down and see the part eventually go to Jamie Foxx?

Filo: Django Unchained? Ok, that Quentin Tarantino film about black slavery and racism. But why did he reject the role?

Naeto C Jnr is born

Kiyo: The only MC with an MSC is a proud father of a bouncing baby boy.

Filo: Congrats to them, can’t wait to hear a song about his baby.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DIANA ROSS and JAY SEAN

Filo: Wow! Diana Ernestine Earle Ross, popularly known as Diana Ross is 69 today, how time flies. The one time lead singer of the Motown group The Supremes has sold more than 100 million records worldwide and had a total of 70 hit singles in her musical career.

Jay Sean who was born as Kamaljit Singh Jhooti is 32 today, he is a British singer, song writer and record producer with hit singles like Down and Do you remember.

Kiyo: Happy birthday to them and other celebrants. Hmmm, 69, I like that.

TODAY'S KAFOJ

PREGNANT MUM

Junior: Anytime my mum is pregnant, she will be spitting everywhere, I don’t like it at all.

Koko: See you better thank God for your portion, mine is worse. When my mum is pregnant, she would be eating as if there is no tomorrow; even the half gala I brought from school yesterday is still missing. Whenever you ask her, she would say “is not her but the baby in her womb”

Lil Wayne takes it back to his roots

Kiyo: Despite Lil Wayne's recent medical scare that dominated music news for days, the visionary rapper is on track to release his new album - I Am Not a Human Being.

Filo: If it was a Nigerian artist that survived the seizure, he would release an album titled “Thank you God” or “na God”

Kiyo: Can you imagine the title “I am not a Human Being”, may be he’s a god?

Ngozi Nwosu Discharged

Filo: I told you Ngozi Nwosu was going to pull through right.?

Kiyo: Ok, what country was she flown to for the operation?

Filo: What has the country got to do with it?

Kiyo: Hmmm, no talk so, most people who were flown to a particular country for treatment did not come back alive.

Filo: Particular country ke! You mean India?

Kiyo: Na you talk am o.

SA Actor Leroy Gopal to stare alongside Hollywood Actor Samuel Leroy Jackson in KITE

Kiyo: Zimbabwean born SA actor, emcee, voice over artist and radio DJ Leroy Gopal would be working with Hollywood superstar Samuel Leroy Jackson in an upcoming international film KITE.

Filo: Yea, incidentally Gopal has always looked forward to the day he would meet Jackson.

Kiyo: Hmm, Kite is a live-action adaptation of Yasuomi Umetsu’s hit Japanese anime movie, and is expected to hit the big screen soon. Some scenes of the high-action film were shot in Joburg earlier this year.